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Sebastian is now describing being "grabbed" by Calocane - referred to in the inquiry as VC - in July 2021 after returning ...

A public inquiry in London is continuing to hear evidence into the killings of Barnaby Webber, Grace O'Malley-Kumar and Ian Coates by Valdo Calocane in Nottingham on 13 June 2023 Calocane's former ...